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STEP 1 import raw material from nearby galaxies

Anti-static bubble armor and metal alloy O-binding aren't the kinds of things you can just order online in bulk and cut to size. You need a plentiful source beyond the confines of our Milky Way. We found just that buried deep within a remote mountain range on a moon of an unnamed planet in the bountiful Andromeda Galaxy.

Naturally we squandered it!

     
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STEP 2 expose paper to rare molecules

We've all seen paper. But not like this! Literally.

In order to produce the brightest colors in the universe, BORED went to great lengths engineering new superheavy molecules which emit light on wavelengths beyond those which the human eye is accustomed to perceiving. By saturating durable cardstock with this molecular ultra-dye, we are able to create pages capable of amplifying the effectiveness of your sketches 300-fold!

     
a respresentation of the assembly process  

STEP 3 aliens assemble for a fair wage

The average BORED-employed alien assembles 45,000 sketchbooks in an hour. This process involves punching 1,050 individual holes in 40 pages as well as both covers, then binding it all together for a pristine finished product.

BORED has a strict policy of fairness regarding the employment of our aliens. No alien in any of our factories shall be paid less than 2 burgers per hour of sketchbook assemblage completed. For burger-to-dollar exchange rates, please visit this site.

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