IDEATRON see what gabe thinks.

I really like this new game™™, and since it inspired my last entry, I think we should play it twice this week.

[Childhood Affiliations]

SHARKS

They look like monsters and they never stop moving their entire life. They kill in 3 dimensions. They are awesome to draw and have nightmares about. They rake in millions at the box office. I am friends with a lot of them and they are all cool and nice. The shark is the only animal I can think of that is often referred to as a “machine” (killing and eating, popularly). They are so dangerous they retro-evolved a warning fin so that they wouldn’t cause every other species to go extinct by eating them. They can hear 3 miles inland and understand most Romance languages. They are infinitely better than horses. In fact they are the best animal.

Seriously, look at all the blood: sharks = yes.