SHARKS
They look like monsters and they never stop moving their entire life. They kill in 3 dimensions. They are awesome to draw and have nightmares about. They rake in millions at the box office. I am friends with a lot of them and they are all cool and nice. The shark is the only animal I can think of that is often referred to as a “machine” (killing and eating, popularly). They are so dangerous they retro-evolved a warning fin so that they wouldn’t cause every other species to go extinct by eating them. They can hear 3 miles inland and understand most Romance languages. They are infinitely better than horses. In fact they are the best animal.
Seriously, look at all the blood: sharks = yes.
April 16th, 2009 at 7:35 am
okay i was with you until you said they were better than horses
seriously, horses
April 16th, 2009 at 9:37 am
what about cats….I heard you like cats
April 16th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
there is only one cat I especially like
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2024/2442407953_1010021959_b.jpg
April 17th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
that is a mean looking cat