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ANNOUNCING Jason Leimgruber

Check out BORED’s new featured artist Jason Leimgruber. His amalgamation of constrained creativity and the patterns of human experience has produced a unified series that is at once gracefully soothing and interminably active. That itchy sensation you feel is just your paradigm shifting… don’t worry. This can be treated at home with a glass of bordeaux and a half-hour of rigorous chin stroking with your most readily available postmodern philosopher.

What it means: “Let’s not discount the possibility that a supernatural force is behind my poor behavior.”

What you’re really saying: “The chances of me getting away with this are slim, but I will try anything.”

When to say it: In response to any question beginning with “Why did you…?” This works especially well in church. Note, you’ll have more success using this quip in a corporate or domestic environment than, say, a legal one.