
In the spirit of Easter, Bored has returned from the great beyond to bestow blessings upon all mankind. SOME things require more than three days’ preparation, especially in the absence of divine assistance, so, YES; seven and a half months is EXACTLY how long it takes to prepare for the upcoming week. Protest ye not, for The Ideatron always resurrects at its earliest possible convenience.
LO! For each of the next SEVEN DAYS, which equals ONE WEEK, I will demonstrate how I have or have not “lost my touch” by serving up a brand new blog entry brimming with what may arguably be called “content.” This should be quite a feat considering I have only planned out ONE of them… But it is the most important one: ON THE SEVENTH DAY, WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS RESTING, A GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT SHALL COME FORTH FROM THE IDEATRON. What I am saying is this week will be awesome.
For my first act, and for the sake of self-gratification, here are all the things I have been doing for the past 62.5% of a year instead of getting all bloggy:
DIRECTING CREATIVE BEST 08 [the greatest event in the history of civilized humanity]
CONCEIVING A HUMAN [a close second JUST KIDDING WIFE]
PUSHING LANE AVE APPAREL [chic attire for you to buy]
GETTING VIRTUALLY BEAT UP FOR A FAKE LOGO DESIGN [really fake]
FERTILIZING MY LAWN [to surpass the status quo]
WINNING SOCCER CHAMPIONSHIPS [yes, plural]
GETTING REALLY SICK AGAIN [January conspires with Flonase annually]
See ya tomorrow suckers! (If you have any ideas for what I can write about please post in the comments section below. Please.).